I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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