If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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