oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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