so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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