just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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