Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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