I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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