The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so explain again why im purple
no
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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