Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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