she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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