ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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