i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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