i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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