But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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