i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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