my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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