They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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