I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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