i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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