And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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