this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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