You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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