my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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