Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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