Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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