I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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