What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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