when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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