went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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