whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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