Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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