I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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