I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Houston, we have a blender
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
PANTIES FOUND
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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