Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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