Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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