either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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