you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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