No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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