redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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