I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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