Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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