its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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