Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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