Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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