Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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