Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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