whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize