I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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