Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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