The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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